How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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