im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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