I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
of course. lets lasso hookers.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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