apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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