I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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