Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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