Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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