great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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