he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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