apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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