My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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