either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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