11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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