In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
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i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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