My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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