i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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