I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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