They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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