Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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