He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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