Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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