what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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