My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
no, he came in my armpit
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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