Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Shame - the story of my life.
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