Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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