He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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