No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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