I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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