I need help removing her.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
