Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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