Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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