do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
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What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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