I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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