her vagine was all disorganized.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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