doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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