k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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