That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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