I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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