is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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