If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You are a genius and a whore.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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