i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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