Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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