We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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