oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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