and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
