i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
