it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Bring me that man meat
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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