I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
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I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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