I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
