If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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