Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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