That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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