Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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