I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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