Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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